So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.
I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.
Then I remove the Styrofoam…
A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER
he then later gave me the legs.
LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS
Are you Luna Lovegood
Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs
So I heard that if you buy little chickens from a hatchery, they will give you 2~3 extra ones in case some of the chicks died, which reminds me that people in the past tend to have at least two children.
IM NOT EVEN INTO HOMESTUCK AND THIS HURT
WHAT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT ASSHOLE DICKPIT BROUGHT THIS BACK TO HURT US ALL AGAIN